In every other sector, Conservatives insist that it is daft for human beings to do the work machines could do. In every other instance they demand that police officers be freed from mindless tasks to spend more time preventing serious crime. In all other cases they urge more rigorous enforcement of the law. On every other occasion they insist that local authorities should raise revenue and make their schemes pay for themselves. But it all goes into reverse when they are exposed to the beams of a fiendish instrument of mind control. […] What is this cunning device for reprogramming Conservative brains? It is of course the speed camera.

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George Monbiot, “For evidence of the real war involving motorists, look in the mortuary”, The Guardian, p. 25, 27 July 2010 (print) and 26 July 2010 (online)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/26/evidence-real-war-motorists-look-mortuary

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